Celebrities, take note: Never leave the house without the newest member of your entourage, Quween, to protect you from the paparazzi.

Celebrities, take note: Never leave the house without your own paparazzi protector.
 
Being famous is fabulous but tough, especially when you’re trying to shop and crazy photographers won’t stop hounding you. Sometimes it’s so bad that you have to wear your sunglasses at night just to shield your eyes from all the flashes.
 
Now, there’s an efficient and entertaining solution to your problems: A celebrity protector. Add one to your entourage and keep the paps at bay today.
 

-- Sonya Eskridge

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